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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:49
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
No way
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...